Winning Slogans for Tiebreak / Contest

How to Write Winning Slogans and Tiebreakers for Competitions

2011-08-08T01:06:00.000-07:00

You Could Win Compeitions by Using These Powerful Slogan and Tiebreaker Techniques

Most people don't enter competitions because they're not sure what to write in the part, which says: 'Complete the following sentence in no more than X words'. This tiebreaker section is all-important - it's the 'win or lose' part of most contests and inevitably determines the winner. But, consistent winning is all about technique - once you have learned the various styles, which win prizes, it's simply a matter of deciding which you are the most comfortable with and practising. Choose from the following styles:

Play On Words: this is a useful technique for a humorous tiebreaker. One winner said that a bicycle shop offered 'wheelie great deals'. The more of a 'groaner' it is, the better. They are always very popular with competition judges. You might win a trip to the Louvre with a line like 'With more taste for less Monet, what have I got Toulouse?'.

Homonyms: use words that sound or are spelled alike, but which have two or more meanings. For example, a bride won a dream wedding by completing the sentence 'After the wedding'.....with 'Aisle Alter Hymn!'.

Adaptations: this involves adjusting the titles of well-known films, songs or books to fit the slogan requirements. As an example, 'A Dish called Wonder' won a prize from a manufacturer of cook-in sauces soon after the movie A Fish Called Wanda was released.

Alliteration: put together several words which all start with the same sound. For example, 'It's better with a bit of butter!' It's not necessary to make every word start with the same sound - in some cases it can make it sound too contrived. 'Clever colour creates cosy attention' for instance. But used carefully, alliteration always attracts attention.

Contrasts: use two words of opposite meaning to produce an eye-catching effect: 'High quality goods at a low price' and 'You get friendly hellos and lots of good buys'. Most thesauruses list antonyms - words that mean the opposite - so browse through their pages for inspiration.

Spoonerisms: this technique involves transposing the initial letters of words to create something humorous. As an example, 'mint of history' instead of 'hint of mystery'.

Malapropisms: the 'unintentional' misuse of a word by confusing it with one of a similar sound can often produce amusing results. The most mundane of slogans can take on a new look with a malapropism. For example, the slogan for household paint declares: 'They're a pigment of my imagination'. Don't forgot to jot down any ones you may hear on a day-to-day basis, as they could come in handy one day.

Rhyming couplets: when in doubt, send in a two-line rhyme. Armed with a good rhyming dictionary, this technique is easy to learn. The trick is to get the rhyme and scansion - the metrical rhythm of the verse - exactly right. Read it aloud, counting the number of syllables in the first line. The number of syllables in the second line must match exactly without being forced. Be careful that your regional accent - whatever it might be - doesn't influence your choice of rhyming words.

Triple Rhymes: you can make your rhymes stand out even more by using three rhyming words rather than just two: 'For beauty care and shining hair, Boots is the store that's always there'. Look for more unusual rhymes, rather than the overworked 'test/best', 'savour/flavour', 'treasure/pleasure' and 'delights/excites/invites' combinations.

Alternatives: other tiebreaker tasks fall into two categories. 1: writing an ending for a limerick involves being given the first line or two and having to make up the rest yourself. To complete it successfully, remember there should be a rhyming 'punchline' in the last line. So it often pays to begin here. Make a long list of words that rhyme - as your punchline must end with one of these, you're getting the most difficult part over with. It's then fairly easy to work backwards, filling in the central couplet. 2: naming a logo character. What you're looking for here is something that's particularly apt to the product. For example, what would be a suitable name for a character who is a regular saver with a bank, which pays terrific interest rates? Ivor Lottamoolla, perhaps. Flicking through a joke book will give you lots of ideas; the more 'groan inducing', the better!

Additional Tips: study the instructions for clues. Typically, you will be asked to provide an 'apt', 'original' and/or 'amusing' slogan.

'Apt' means appropriate to the goods being promoted, the prize on offer, or the theme of the competition. A good tiebreaker mixes together two or more of these factors.

'Original': your first thoughts are likely to be similar to those of countless other entrants. Discard them. If two or more entries are similar, they are considered unoriginal and are scrapped.

'Amusing': there is a thin dividing line between funny and rude. By and large, daring slogans don't win. Picture your judging panel as elderly spinsters and you won't go far wrong.

Identify the product's positive features and include those in your slogan. Keep the slogan simple and sincere. Don't go overboard with accolades - they make your entry sound phoney and reduce your chances. Make your slogan unique to the product - if it isn't mentioned in the introductory wording, refer to it by name.

Avoid vague statements like 'you've tried the rest now try the best' which can apply to anything. The closer you get to a personalised entry, the better your chances. Don't knock rival products - there's no such thing as bad publicity. As far as you are concerned they don't exist.

Don't ask for a prize. Phrases such as 'I'd like to win a Bermuda holiday because....I've been unemployed for 3 years and need a break' comprise 25% of entries and never win. Judges are looking for something positive and upbeat.

Good luck and start entering as many competitions as you can.

Take Off/Flora

2011-08-08T01:01:00.000-07:00

Prize
£2,000 in Thomas Cook vouchers.

Complete the sentence…
I deserve to take off with Flora because…(20 words or less)

Winning slogans
“Whilst striving for a healthy heart, Flora gives me a ‘flying’ start!”
“As a lifelong user of delicious Flora spread, the prize is health, the bonus is ‘The Med’!”
“Over Channel, Atlantic or Med, Flora's the healthiest, tastiest spread.”
“I would declare over the Pacific, Atlantic and Med that Flora is always the tastiest spread.”

Co-Op/Ariel Alpine

2011-08-08T00:59:00.000-07:00

Prize
A holiday in Austria.

Complete the sentence…
I would like to win a holiday in Austria because…(12 words or less).

Winning slogans
“Land of beauty wine and song, in a place where dreams belong.”
“Forests lakes and mountains majestic, that wonderful blend of Alpine freshness.”
“I picture a wonderful scene, with Alpine air so fresh and clean.”
“Viennese gateaux, strudel, schnapps, and Ariel on standby to handle mishaps.”
“Those snowy peaks are a beautiful sight, Alpine fresh and Ariel white.”

BRUSSELS SPROUTS CONTEST

2001-01-31T03:38:00.000-08:00

I love Brussels Sprouts because..

2 X weekend in Brussels with £250 spends.

- Healthy, versatile, superb taste, Somerfield quality means no waste.
- Vitamin ‘C’ packed, every flavoursome bite, like Somerfield stores they’ve got things just righ

KIDS ON THE GO

2000-12-31T05:28:00.000-08:00

Why are kids on the go products the best choice for you?..

£1,500 Airtours family holiday

My kids can’t stay still, but their drinks never spill.

BASILDON BOND CONTEST

2000-12-31T03:26:00.000-08:00

Devise the first two lines of an ‘irresistible’ letter..

1 X weekend in Tuscany

Don’ bonding with those other ‘mails’, I can see right through them, quality’s sad, so wine and dine me, envelope me close, and deliver me home to your luxury pad!

VITA EGGS

2000-12-16T05:25:00.000-08:00

Vita Eggs are a good start to the day because..

Two Navigator Universal Bikes

Champion eggs, they’re so nutritious, full of protein and delicious.

4 X £5 Halfords Voucher

Fortified food from a happy brood, puts me in a cracking mood.
If you eat the best, you’ll fell the zest to go for gold.
It packs your frame with vita-lity, double quick and tasty.
Vita’s standards never waiver, first for goodness, first for flavour.

ARIEL/TESCO

2000-12-15T05:19:00.000-08:00

My 6th sense tells me..

Whirlpool washing machine in each store

- A good Fairy is what I need to improve my life.
- Clothes will be given Ariel treat and the planet an essential rest.
- Ecologically keeping my washing clean, means my white machine is really green.

Fairy and Ariel in whirlpools machine automatically results in deep down clean.
Fairy will always be Ariel essential, as play not work is preferential.
I can see with ease it’s the one to please.
It cleverly uses less energy the whirl’ds best for my family.
Laundry blues will all turn green with essential power and magic machine.
Like Fairy and Ariel Essential, it’s got energy saving potential.
No ghostly images will haunt my washing.
Sensibly combined for fantastic results.
The future is here ahead of time, energy efficient, tough on grime.
With a team like Whirlpool, Ariel and Tesco – it’s a winner.
With posher washer and meaner cleaner, laundry days are much serener.

SAFEWAY/BILLINGTON

2000-12-10T02:35:00.000-08:00

Unrefined sugars are the cook’s secret because..

1 X Holiday to Mauritius and £1,000

Nothing added, nothing removed, natures ‘finest’ can’t be improved.

ZESPRI KIWI

2000-12-03T02:28:00.000-08:00

A Holiday in New Zealand would be a dream come true because..

1 X Holiday in Auckland, New Zealand

New Zealand dream? Just luscious luck – enjoying Zespri Kiwifruit was all it took!

1 X pair of tickets to LA

If the world’s your oyster, New Zealand’s the pearl!

CODORNIU WINE

2000-11-30T02:26:00.000-08:00

My ideal moment for enjoying Codorniu Cuvee Raventos is..

5 X Weekend in Barcelona

- Alone with my man or dinner with friends, whatever the occasion, the pleasure never ends.
- At candlelit dinners or family invasions, Cordoniu Cuvee Raventos adds sparkle to all occasions.
- Friday evenings, when I get home, work all done, the weekend to come.
- Toasting the pleasure of just being at home, avoiding fuel crises, floods and Millennium Dome.
When the cork pops out and my friends pop in.

SYMPATEX/M&S

2000-11-20T02:24:00.000-08:00

I’d like to win a winter sports holiday in Banff because..

Family skiing holiday to Banff, Canada

Snowboarding’s cool in all respects, especially wrapped in Sympatex.

YO! TO GO

2000-11-10T02:23:00.000-08:00

want to win a holiday to Japan with YO! TO GO SUSHI because..

1 X 10 day holiday to Japan

Unbeatable Sushi - authentic cuisine - visit the source? My ultimate dream.

50 X Personal Mini-disc Player

A bit of Yo! sushi, a sip of green tea, Sainsbury’s value, Japan for me.
A taste of the east, like spring on Honshu, is recipe for health and happiness.
After the rising sun I’d take in the sights, and picnic on their ‘Mini” delights.

An oriental dream-eating sushi in the land of the rising sun.
Authentic, delicious and versatile, I’d orientate myself in style.
Enjoy sushi in Kyoshu and Yo, OK in Tokyo.
Even though Yo! To Go tastes supreme, in Japan sushi san is king of cuisine.
Haiku to Tokyo, my love and I are conveyed by Yo! Blossom lights spring streets.
Having deliciously tasted Japan with ‘Yo!’, mind and soul want ‘to go sushi’.
Having said mushi-mushi to Yo! sushi, I wanna get more of fish that’s raw.
Here eating sushi under flaming maples under hanging cherry blossoms in Japan springtime - one hopes!
I could eat buckwheat noodles for breakfast, sushi for lunch and sashimi for supper.
I wish to seek out the answer to the ancient Japanese question “is sooty tough” (anag)
If I can’t buy Sushi in Sainsbury’s-Japan would be the next best place.
If I know sushi, like Yo! know sushi, then I’ll go with Yo! to Japan.
If the food in Japan is as good as Yo!-then I’d have to go.
In the land of surprising fun, Sainsbury’s sushi is number one.
In rising sun, darkest nights, I’d Nippon the bullet train with these miniature delights.
Its wonderful flavour makes me yen to go savour further delights, Japanese and nights.
Japanese torture, sushi not in store, back like a yo yo to Sainsbury’s for more.
London lunchtime sitting with my sushi, dreaming of how they take their tea in Tokyo.
Loved the sushi, but with each delectable bit, came yen to experience more Japanese delight.
My initial’s are YO, my husband’s are KO, and YOKO would love TO GO TOKYO!
My trip would be all wrapped up by sushi whose fare is great to sup.
Nippon the bullet train, visit “s’pacific” sights, watch the rising sun, zen eat sushi delights.
Sainsbury’s have me hooked on Yo! to Go, I’d love to say Yo! to Tokyo.
Sainsbury’s sushi snack sensation sends my tastebuds on vac’asian’.
Salmon niiri would keep me cheery, and ginger roll graces the top of my pole.
Scrumptious sushi and sumo kings, Shinto shrines and London lunchtime sitting with my sushi, dreaming of how they take their tea in Tokyo.
Shogun-er be great in Tokyo, oriental culture and cuisine sets me all aglow.
Spring in Tokyo for Yo! sushi dish of fish and cherry blossom.
Sushi Yo! to Go is the taste of Tokyo.
Sushi’s cool for the hot date, the unexpected mate, or if you’re home late.
Taste buds enlighted senses all aglow, wonder of Japan await me, know to go.
Temples, shrines, cherry blossom and me Yo! Go! together like Sainsbury’s and sushi.
The Shinkansen would impress me, Akihabara excite me, and Fuji san delight me.
The Sushi tasty, the price is right, going to Japan would be a delight.
The wealth of health, temptations of taste, rainbow of excitement, with no time to waste.
There’s all the raw material there, for a trip that’s full of flair.
This sushi lover bows to Mr Sainsbury-San. For transporting me with chopsticks to Japan.
To eat my sushi and drink sake in the shade of the cherry trees.
To experience Shinjuku’s bright lights, the calm of Miya jima’s torii gate, a taste of Japan!
Travel feeds the mind and Sainsbury’s gave us the taste.
Travelling is easy with sushi to go and Sainsbury’s selection is the taste of Tokyo!
We are what we eat: so crave culinary cross-cultural contrasts.
Wealth may not bring happiness-Yo! sushi can.
When east meets west, this feast is best.
With my love for Japan and Yo! To Go sushi, I need ‘Jewel’ nationality!
Yen to experience real taste of the east, tea ceremonies to art, true cultural feast.
Yo! has awakened the taste of the orient in me.
Yo! To Go sushi proves Sainsbury’s know how - to really earn a Japanese bow!
Yo! to Go to Japan for temples and food, Yo! To Go for Sainsbury’s sushi.
You obviously think of geishas, origami, sushi, utamaro, samurai, honshu - incredible.
You’re our tasty oriental gift of splendour, ultimately surpassing, happy illustrious dreams of a lifetime.

HALIFAX

2000-10-31T02:21:00.000-08:00

Halifax premium savings direct and Halifax web saver suit my needs because..

50 X Phone bill paid to £250

- Access complements my busy lifestyle.
- Access to financial dealings is immediate and always available with good interest.
- Allows me to access my savings at any time conveniently from home.

Easy access from home gives me greater control of my money.
Easy, convenient, unlimited access, I’m in control and Halifax rates best!
Flexibility, convenience and high interest rates make these accounts absolutely great.
Flexible access with benefit of higher interest rate.
Flexible, accessible, Halifax holds the key to even greater wealth for me.
From the comfort of my home I’m in control of my finances.
Giving you flexibility and convenience in managing your savings.
Handy access, limitless transfers, flexibility anytime – Xcellent.
I can control my finances anytime and any place with security assured.
I can control my finances when and where it suits me.
I can have total control of my finances with great interest.
I can manage my savings and financial transactions, reliably and conveniently.
I enjoy access, flexibility and easy monitoring of my funds with them.
I have control and access to my account 365 days a year.
I have direct access and can keep control over my money.
I have instant flexible access to my savings at high interest rates.
I need the flexibility and instant access to my account.
It allows me to control my financial life at all times.
It combines good interest rates with optimum convenience and accessibility.
It has the flexibility of on-line access with good interest rates.
It is accessible, convenient and a service is available when I want it.
It is convenient, flexible and gives me fast access to my funds.
It is flexible and puts me in control of my finances.
It is flexible and suits my lifestyle.
It is safe, simple and convenient to control my savings.
It offers flexible accessible and high interest savings.
It’s convenient, friendly and accessible round the clock.
It’s convenient, more accessible and I can control it.
It’s easy, flexible and I’m in control of my finances.
It’s fast, efficient, easy to control my finances with no queues.
Like a professional gymnast – it gives flexibility together with control.
Like me and my lifestyle, it is very flexible and attractive.
Of excellent interest rates and the convenience of instant access upon request.
Of good interest rates, flexibility and easy access to my account.
Of its round the clock convenience for account access and control.
Secure, convenient, nothing better, always accessible to this busy jet setter.
Their flexibility and accessibility reduces costly travelling for us elderly country dwellers.
Their flexibility, accessibility and profitability all add up to a super suitability.
They allow flexible 24-hour banking putting me in control.
They are so convenient and easily accessible.
They give flexible saving with maximum benefits and control.
They offer a very convenient service in a sometimes inconvenient lifestyle.
They offer flexibility, convenience and security while giving excellent rates of interest.
They offer great interest rates, flexibility and convenience.
They offer the most flexibility, the easiest access and the highest interest.
They put me in control of my finances.
They provide a high quality, flexible and accessible service, with attractive rates.

SANFORD

2000-10-30T02:19:00.000-08:00

I would like a Dreamcast from Sanford UK because..

1 X Smart car

Superb to handle, fluent transmission, Sanford and Smart defy competition.

20 X Dreamcast

As action-packed excitement grows, like Sanford pens the pleasure flows!
Console-ing the kids, seeing them smile, would make struggling with slogans INK-credibly worthwhile!
Free Internet access, games unsurpassed, I’m inkconsole-able without Sanford and Dreamcast!
Games just ‘write’, graphics clearer, plus Dreamcast brings the wide world nearer.
‘INK’credible, mag’NIB’icent - I’d love to control, this ‘top notch’ most powerful, video games console.
I’m ‘write’ on-line for a good time, when I see the Sanford sign!
It o’pens’ the mind through Internet and play, anything is possible with a Dreamcast today.
It’s ‘INK’redible mag’NIB’icent without any doubt, something to ‘write’ home about.
Little hands never leave the controls - except to write with their Berols!
Nagging from kids is sure to cease, so mum can write her letters in peace.
Powerful machine, so impressive and neat, an ‘ink’credible prize - ‘write’ up my street!
Sanford keeps my busy office supplied, whilst a Dreamcast ensures the kids are satisfied!
Sanford makes the office a pleasure while Dreamcast puts the fun in online leisure.
Sanford products are unsurpassed, they pen the words from which dreams are cast.
Simply ‘ink’credible, mag’nib’icent on-line, like Sanford it’s ‘write’ years ahead of its time.
The perfect ‘pen-pal’ for when I’m alone, ‘INK’redible games brought ‘writing’ to my home.
The ‘write’ way to play or e-mail fast, my ‘ink’ling is my DREAMS been CAST.
Virtual reality ‘highlights’ an ‘INK’redible world, where dreams of magnificent adventures are unfurled.
With Dreamcast control under their thumb, my children would be ‘stationary’, quiet and having fun.
With fifty pence a week pocket money it will take eight years to save up.

MILLER JET

2000-10-24T01:27:00.000-07:00

I would like to board the Miller Jet in 2001 because..

USA Tour of four cities in the Miller Jet

My Eagle would see the sights, whilst enjoying Miller’s canned delights.

5 X London/Chicago Air Tickets

Case packed full of Miller, ensures the ultimate jet-setting thriller.
Coast to coast, sights and sounds, Miller’s parties, know no bounds.
Clubbing with Miller, my favourite brew, Miller’aire lifestyle – a dream come true.
I could fly like the Miller Eagle.
Miller gives me all the bottle, to enjoy this trip at full throttle.

PORKINSONS

2000-09-30T01:23:00.000-07:00

I like Porkinson Bangers because..

10 X £1,000 barbecue

- Absolute perfection without much ado, a midsummer night’s dream, for any barbecue.
- Connoisseur’s sausages, the pride of Britain, they’re meaty, wholesome and linked with tradition.
- Hot or cold, luncheon or dinner, Norman Parkinson created a winner.

Once cooked always eaten, for taste and value never beaten.
Sensational sausages, tasty and porkful, a succulent, scrumptious sizzling forkful.
Succulent, meaty, seasoned just right, me and Parkinson, love at first bite.
The finest pork serenades our guests, the spicy flavours leave them tastefully impressed.
The naturally reared quality meat, means mouth-watering sausages a barbecue treat.
Traditionally reared pork and finest ingredients are blended, creating these delicious sausages as Norman intended.
Whatever the weather, climate or reason, Porkinson’s Bangers are supreme any season.

ROSEMOUNT

2000-09-30T01:17:00.000-07:00

My favourite occasion for enjoying Rosemount Estate Chardonnay is..

4 X £2,500.00 one carat Diamond

A ‘sparkling’ romantic dinner, ‘gems’ of haute cuisine, flawless - - - Rosemount Estate Chardonnary completing the ‘precious’ scene.
- Alone with my husband, a gem of a man, they both make me sparkle, like nothing else can.
- Tropical sunset, deserted seashore, my screaming kids on the island next door!
- Warm still garden, day’s work done, distant lawnmower, evening sun, chilled dewy bottle, exquisit wine, lover’s arrival - moment divine.

AVIS, JET SET GO

2000-08-29T01:13:00.000-07:00

I always use Avis when I want to ‘Jet Set and Go’ because..

Vauxhall VX200 sports car

I can get to my address without any stress.

10 X Weekend in Cannes

A flying start is guaranteed.
Fly through to your car.
I can GO like a JET on the best SET of wheels.
I fly in and drive out with no standing about.
I want to hit the road running.
I want to take off as soon as I land.
Once I have jetted and setted, I can go, go, go.
They let me take off once I’ve landed.
When I arrive in my Boeing, Avis gets me going.
With Avis, take off is only seconds away.

PHYSIO SPORT

2000-08-15T01:09:00.000-07:00

I would love to go to the Sydney 2000 Olympics with Physio Sport because..

10 X Trip for two to the Olympic Games in Sydney

- Coolest of places, hottest of races, won’t get caught, without my Sport.
- Fresh, invigorated and smelling divine, I’m on ‘track’ for a winning time.
In any ‘event’ whatever the ‘heat’, Physio’s performance can’t be beat.
- Olympic athletes will be smitten, when Physio cool wins gold for Britain.

Physio Sport is the best, ‘running rings’ around the rest.
Physio Sport remains unsurpassed, like the Olympic flames, it lasts and lasts.
Poolside, trackside or tennis court, I’m feeling invigorated with Physio Sport.
Sydney 2000, an outstanding event, with Physio achieving one hundred per’scent’.
The Olympics excites me, Physio Sport delights me, hope you invite me.
This record breaking freshening force, deserves a medal – gold of course.

CARTE NOIR

2000-01-31T01:06:00.000-08:00

Which fashion item would you associate with Carte Noir and why?
375 x Paris weekend break
- A beret – a hint of mystery, a dash of chic, a touch of France that’s totally unique.
- A bias cut nightdress of purest ebony silk, soft elegance so combined with a whisper of buguilement.
- A black basque promises half-hidden pleasure, like a jar of Carte Noire, its sensuous surface hinting pleasure within.

A black beret, a French café, rich Carte Noire would lighten my day.
A black beret, because its Franch & stylish just like Carte Noire coffee.
A black beret, because its chic, black and irresistible, just like Carte Noire.
A black broad brimmed hat of the master sleuth, sipping coffee in silence whilst searching for truth.
A black cashmere sweater, because like Carte Noire, its rich, smooth and luxurious.
A black chinchilla throw, line with cream velvet, luxurious, expensive and adult, un jetee nomme desire.
A black evening bag with deep pockets inside, like the unique pockets of Flavour Carte Noire provides.
A black evening dress – a dark cover for the rich tasty body inside.
A black lace bra, giving a great feeling of sexiness and seduction, like a drink of uplifting Carte Noire.
A black lace garter: Carte Noire more seductive by far dark and delicious, pure ooh-la-la!
A black negligee – dark, desirable and delicious, a taste of seduction.
A black negligee it has to be, its smooth and dark just right for me.
A black polo-neck sweater, as both are stylish, classic and very French and often seen in Parisian cafes.
A black satin and lace negligee – they’re both silky, smooth and darkly sensuous for late night lovers of fine taste.
A black silk basque – like Carte Noire its dark, smooth, sensual and can lead to an ‘Eiffel’.
A black silk scarf – it is dark, it is warm, c’est chic.
A black velvet and lace dress – a dark and seductive blend too smooth to be a passing trend.
A black velvet dress, so reminiscent of the rich smooth flavour of Carte Noire.
A black velvet evening bag beaded with jet, because it is sophisticated and luxurious like Carte Noire coffee.
A black velvet scarf has silky, smooth sophisticated grace, offering a seductively dark warm embrace.
A black velvet cape, as they both envelope you in a rich, romantic ambience of luxury.
A black velvet cat suit with soft feline feel, compliments Carte Noire’s seductive appeal.
A black velvet hat, it has to be said, give me a ‘lift’ like Carte Noire and goes to my head.
A bra, because satin smooth cups, laced with delights, gives us a lift morning till night.
A camisole – French, silky, such ooh-la-la taste and style, like Carte Noire’s quality, always making me smile.
A Cartier watch – because, when you’ve tried all the rest, now its time for the best.
A cashmere and silk velvet pashmina because they are smooth, sophisticated and slightly mysterious.
A cashmere coat soft and desirable, it envelops you with warmth with a silky inner – the ultimate luxury.
A cashmere stole, for quality, luxury, so tastefully refined, Carte Noire instantly springs to mind.
A Chanel dress can be elegant, dark and sensual, hinting at the exotic, just like my favourite coffee Carte Noire.
A Chanel gown – chic and romantic to create an aroma of sophistication that Carte Noire completes.
A Chanel jacket – with Chanel and Carte Noire I’m ‘Franc’ly impressed, both smoothly sophisticated – simply the best.
A Chanel suite, because good taste never goes out of fashion.
A Chanel suit, because like Carte Noire it is the essence of good taste.
A Chanel suite, come day, come night, like Carte Noire, its always right, both to me, are pure delight.
A Chanel suit, ‘mais oui’ suggest, they’re both a cut above the rest.
A Chanel suit – stylish and sophisticated, timeless and tasteful, like Carte Noire, always ‘a la mode’.
A choker necklace because I could kill for a sup of Carte Noire coffee.
A coffee coloured beret with a pom pom that’s cream, would have a French flavour and go down a dream.
A coffee coloured dress, with a touch of cream, tastefully designed, would look like a dream.
A dark, rich, velvet cloak to float and swirl and surround me in luxurious liquid elegance.
A dark slinky smooth velvet dress with perhaps a froth of cream lace at the neck.
A delicate scarf in black silky lace, it caresses the throat with the best possible taste.
A deliciously tasteful hat I’d seek giving them an ‘eye-ful’ of Parisian chic.
A designer dress, because its stylish, sophisticated, tastefully chic, like Carte Noire – totally unique.
A designer umbrella fits like a dream – when Carte Noire ‘pours’ it ‘reigns’ supreme.
A designer watch, because quality coffee deserves quality time.
A designer watch richly refined, like Carte Noire is perfectly timed, complementing with a passion, every moment in tasteful fashion.
A diamond necklace, because a coffee called Desire gives great plaisir as do diamonds which are forever.
A diamond ring – there are many imitations, but its worth paying a little extra for the real thing.
A diamond ring for elegance and finesse, like a cup of Carte Noire, both outshine the rest.
A feather boa, whether black as night or swirling white, like Carte Noire they’re sheer delight.
A fine gold bracelet to reflect the elegance and opulence that is Carte Noire.
A fine perfume, because one whiff is all I require, to fill me with desire.
A gown of black velvet with glints of pure gold, reflects the richness of Carte Noire, promises secrets untold.
A Gucci loafer – its polished black outside and rich brown interior, like Carte Noire, a brand superior.
A little black dress, because its dark, daring and totally indispensable.
A handbag – dependable, classic, my everyday friend, gives me the style on which I depend.
A little suit from Chanel, so chic, like Carte Noire magnifique!
A long black dress Chanel designed, in fabric smooth to touch and refined, a classic combination entwined.
A Louis Vuitton handbag because like Carte Noire coffee it’s a great ‘perc’ for any girl.
A pair of gloves, because when one is s-mitten its always on hand and I-wrist-isable throughout the land.
A Parisian ballgown that’s stylish and sleek – original, provocative, classy and chic, like Carte Noire c’est magnifique.
A pashmina because for taste, style and luxurious perfection, like Carte Noire its my everyday selection.
A passionate, rich coffee, of the smooth, sensual kind, brings black silky stockings quickly to mind.
A pearl necklace – it is simple, sophisticated and sensuous, just like Carte Noire.
A rich brown leather catsuit, because its smooth slinky, rich and elegant.
A rich, brown, velvet scarf, emulating the smooth texture of Carte Noire, delighting the palate and warming the throat.
A scarf – that luxurious warmth, smooth yet strong, caresses throat gently – lasts so long.
A sharp black trouser suite – strong & sexy like Carte Noire coffee.
A silk evening gown, smooth, rich and dark brown, like the silky taste of Carte Noire.
A silk scarf – its smooth, elegant, soignee, chic, makes an ‘instant’ impression, quite unique.
A silk scarf, because its like Carte Noire, smooth, sensuous and flows with good taste.
A smooth, black, velvet gown of sophisticated elegance and good taste, tres desirable.
A silk blouse, rich, smooth, luxurious and true, like Carte Noire, its comforting too.
A silk negligee – the smoothest way to start and end each day.
A silk negligee, because I always love to sip into something smooth and sensual.
A silk scarf has a quality feel, Carte Noire aspires to the same ideal.
A simple black evening gown, because like Carte Noire, its smooth, dark and perfect for that special occasion.
A slinky gown – velvety, smooth, quite unique, the height of good taste, c’est magnifique.
A smart suit, because whatever the occasion or time of day, Carte Noire’s chic in every way.
A smart suit, whatever the season or time of day, Carte Noire ‘suits’ me in every way.
A string of fresh water pearls, because every pearl would represent a smooth sip of Carte Noire, heaven sent.
A string of real pearls, like Carte Noire is carefully balanced, expertly blended, makes me feel special as nature intended.
A tailored suit – like Carte Noire it will always impress, proving the grounds for social success.
A tiara, because Carte Noire has to be the jewel in the crown.
A tiara seems so fitting, always noticed and admired, a must for grand occasions when an impact is desired.
A tuxedo, as both are rich, dark and handsome and would not be exchanged for any ransom unless in’seine’.
A velvet neck scarf in shades of coffee and cream, to reflect Carte Noire’s exquisite subtle taste.
A velvet lounge suit sums up the luxurious elegance of the cafetiere taste and the comfortable practicality of instant coffee.
A wizard’s cloak, for masters of mystery, Carte Noire is magic, without the dark arts, life would be tragic.
A wonderbra – cups of black satin with ooh-la-la – extremely ‘uplifting’ just like Carte Noire.
Aiming for taste and perfection, like Carte Noire, the Chanel suit is my best French connection.
An elegant designer watch, because both have distinction – the mark of quality when time is made for such a luxury.
An evening dress – perfect coffee for after dinner.
An evening dress with style and shimmer, and the ability to make me look slimmer.
An exotic silk scarf to the skin, so sensuously thrilling, as Carte Noire to the palate’s senses is bewitching.
An haute couture outfit, luxurious and chic, tasteful like Carte Noire with a style that’s unique.
An original Chanel gown, because they are both stunning, extremely chic and made with exquisite good taste.
Basque – discovering Carte Noire was a learning curve, now I’m basque-ing in admiration whenever its served.
Because a diamond ring is the Holy Grail and this precious pairing will never fail.
Black basque, distinctly seductive, irresistibly chic, the ultimate ‘foundation’ for L’affaire, romantiques.
Black chenille sweater – its velvety, warming, rich and ideal for a dreamy day or cosy meal.
Black gloves, because like Carte Noire when compared with other brands, they always win on a show of hands.
Black knee length boots – the boots like Carte Noire give you a kick, and are both dark, sexy and chic.
Black lace lingerie’s wicked ‘Seine’sation, matching this smooth coffee’s sophistication.
Black pashmina, because like Carte Noire, whatever the occasion, wherever the place, its stylish, chic and full of good taste.
Black pashmina – like Carte Noire, it provides a blend of dark elegance and tasteful warmth.
Black pearls – neat, sleek and elegant, like Carte Noire.
Black pure silk negligee, its caressing and romantic, tastefully exotic, for nights of inspiration roguishly erotic.
Black satin chemise, smooth, delightful to ‘eye’ and feel, tastefully promising (like Carte Noire) a consummate end to the meal.
Black satin negligee, smooth seductive and the height of good taste.
Black silk French knickers, each dark, rich and smooth, a seductive device, together or separate will always entice.
Black silk gloves, because they are seductively smooth yet extremely tasteful.
Black silk lingerie, because its smooth, sensual and seductive.
Black silk lingerie because like Carte Noire, its elegant, smooth, sensual and seductive.
Black silk scarf, as it feels smooth, sophisticated and luxurious, just like my favourite coffee.
Black silk stockings, as smooth and seductive to the touch as Carte Noire is to the tongue.
Black silk stockings, because they are dark and enticing, luxurious and light, tasteful and stylish for that special night.
Black silk stockings, both are seductive and luring, arousing great passion, irresistibly smooth, the connoisseurs of fashion.
Black silk stockings, dark sensual, smooth and refined, the ultimate in good taste, they’re two of a kind.
Black silk stockings, elegant and sleek, like Carte Noire, smooth and chic.
Black silk stockings for sheer perfection, like Carte Noire, they are the tops.
Black silk stockings, like Carte Noire they are smooth, strong, sensual, dark, evoking passion and nomme desire.
Black suspenders – a taste of France without the language barrier.
Black silk stockings, smooth and sensational, love with a passion, daring, delicious and always in fashion.
Black velvet and silk wrap, caressing the user in deep, desirable, rich, smooth luxury.
Black velvet basque rich in texture, sensual and chic, like Carte Noir irresistibly mystique.
Black velvet Chanel suite, elegant gold chains, this would be a visual compliment to the sensuous taste of Carte Noire.
Black velvet gloves and Carte Noire are dark and rich, with a smooth hidden strength.
Black velvet skirts, white satin tops, like Carte Noire, smooth, black or white, I’m top of the pops.
Carte Noire and Chanel No5, so fragrant, so stylish, so French, so good.
Carte Noire and Chanel suits are so refined, both provide grounds for success without the grind.
Carte Noire coffee is like a Chanel black velvet suit because the taste is smooth as velvet.
Carte Noire gives me a cloak of elegance, instant chic, tasteful and quick.
Carte noire is like a pair of silk stockings, because it feels hot and looks dark and sexy.
Carte Noire is like French perfume – just a waft in the air, tells of good taste there.
Carte Noire, like a soft velvet evening scarf, caresses the throat.
Carte Noire, like silky tights, brings smooth, dark sheer delights.
Carte Noire reminds me of a French silk scarf – rich and smooth, with a hint of French sensuality.
Carte Noire resembles a silky smooth black negligee, sophisticated yet revealing, subtle, elegant and full of taste.
Carte Noire with a Chanel baguette handbag – very fashionable; ultra desirable.
Chanel bag – absolutely essential, singularly unique, the recognisable fashion accessory that turns ordinary to chic.
Chanel No5 – No5 announces my arrival – Carte Noire sensually delays my departure.
Chanel No5 and Carte Noire permeate quality and style fit for a queen, appealing aromas are every girl’s dream.
Chanel No5 as both perfume and coffee are nomme desire.
Chanel No5, because the seductive nature of Chanel and Carte Noire helped me capture my mans heart.
Chanel No5 – each has that air of sophistication, leading to style and taste sensation.
Chanel No5 – it is tasteful, and tireless, has a unique aroma, a perfect compliment to Carte Noire.
Chanel No5 – like Carte Noire ‘aroma absolute’ is the ultimate aim, anything less would send me in’seine’.
Chanel No5 perfume, an aroma in harmony with only the best.
Chanel No5 perfume – arousing aroma, seductively blended, irresistibly French and stylishly vended.
Chanel No5 – seductive Carte Noire makes men come alive, and so does that perfume ‘Chanel number five’.
Chanel No5, ‘Scent’sational aroma, instant rapport – they make my senses cry out ‘J’adore mon amore’.
Chanel No5, since its cross-channel pervasion compliments Carte Noirs sensual persuasion.
Chanel No5 – so refined, such panache, one always desires a label with class.
Chanel perfume, because like Carte Noire, its sensual aroma reigns alluringly supreme, drawing me into a richly seductive dream.
Chanel perfume, things really start to tingle, when aromas mix and mingle.
Chanel suite – both have taste and quality I adore for breakfast, work, weekends and more.
Chanel suit – impeccable taste, bound to stun, irresistible, sensuous, second to none.
Chanel’s classic cardigan suit, a heady mix of inspiration, a taste of French style and rich sophistication.
Chanel’s little black suit, just like Carte Noire, it is dark, exciting and perfect for any occasion.
Chic handbag, the reason must be, to carry the coffee (or to take shopping in Paree).
Chic lingerie, like Carte Noire, inspires a desire to discover hidden delights and enjoy rich secrets.
Clarions Rouge Lace lip glaze to leave a tantalising glimpse of the lady who succumbs to Carte Noire’s seductive aroma.
Classic as a Chanel suit, sheer indulgence, perfect taste, sensual as ‘la nuit’ and such a cut above the rest.
Classic French underwear, always in fashion and like Carte Noire, ‘consumed with passion’.
Cleopatra’s attire – dark, sensuous beauty, like dark sensuous coffee, who could ask for more?
Coco Chanel wearing Chanel looks hot, Carte Noire is best when drunk hot, both are very, very, classy.
Coco perfume – dark, exciting and sensuous, just like Carte Noire.
Cream silk scarf – ebony & ivory together in perfect harmony.
Crowning glories on any occasion, a designer chapeau and Carte Noire, both have a certain French je ne sais quoi.
Dark chocolate, silk underwear and a cup of Carte Noire – utter bliss!
Dark sunglasses make me feel like a movie star (mysterious, yet world famous) just like Carte Noire.
Designer dress – a Paris creation, distinctive, seductive, a stunning sensation, the height of good taste, winning connoisseurs admiration.
Designer lingerie would be divine, I could ‘sip’ into something special anytime.
Diamonds, Carte Noire and diamonds are always in fashion, offering a lifetime of romance, friendship and passion.
Diamond earrings – desirable, decadent, flawless, like Carte Noire there is no carbon copy, just French savoir.
Diamonds, they may be a girl’s best friend, but Carte Noire is man’s best blend.
Dior lace stockings – exquisite, sensual, an arousing blend that instantly seduces my boyfriend.
Evening wear with Carte Noire and Carte Blanche, but not Carte Rouge.
Evening suits and long elegant evening dresses, to match the taste of Carte Noire.
For Carte Noire’s seductive taste, black or au-lait, it has to be the negligee.
For me the mackintosh really scores, ‘cos like Carte Noire – it reigns when it pours.
French ladies lingerie – both provide seductive pleasure, for taste are delicious to savour – exclusive treasures you enjoy at your leisure.
French knickers – they’re sexy, dreamy, chic and steamy.
French knickers, because seductive, smooth, they cut a dash, deliciously different, such panache.
French knickers, like Carte Noire, they go down a treat.
French perfume and Carte Noire, irresistibly Gaelic pour moi.
French perfume, both seduce with their aroma, give sophisticated pleasure, are passionate about good taste, with mystery blend to treasure.
High heeled shoes – when good taste and style are permanently preferential – they epitomise the great French taste we call essential.
I love Chanel perfume, seductive and pleasurable, like Carte Noire, rich and desirable, unmistakably French ooh-la-la.
I see a single pearl nestling against a bank of smoothest black velvet, caressing the throat, as does Carte Noire.
I would associate Carte Noire’s taste with a silk scarf, because Carte Noire is as smooth as silk.
I would associate Carte Noire with a cachmere shawl – they are both rich, smooth and warm and very satisfying.
In a velvet cape, I’d look the part, enjoying coffee with the artists at Montmarte.
In a velvet jacket, I’d be so chic, drinking my coffee like an Arabian sheikh.
It conjures up a magical aura and means for me something matt, black, long and alluring.
Its smooth, dark, luxurious and simply slides down, definitely sexy lingerie.
Jewellery – a little goes a long way in fashion and coffee stakes – what a difference a top-quality brand makes.
Kenco created Carte Noire to capture, seduce and impress, inspiring romance, send me to France, wearing a black velvet dress.
Like a cachmere sweater, Carte Noire combines luxuriousness, classic richness, smoothness and a timeless elegance to be savoured.
Like a classic dark suit by a French designer, its seductive taste couldn’t be finer.
Like a delicate veil hides the beauty beneath, so the hidden secrets of Carte Noire await discovery.
Like French knickers, Carte Noire is silky smooth, decadent and sexy, an indulgence to enjoy every day.
Like the most beautiful tiara, Carte Noire is quite simply at the top.
Lingerie is sensual and pleasing to the body as Carte Noire is desirable and satisfying to the taste.
Lipstick – a lip-smacking, perk you up, which boosts your giddy-up.
Lipstick, its rich and velvety, sensual and seductive and perks me up first thing in the morning.
Long black evening gloves because Carte Noire deserves to be drunk in style.
Long black gloves, the height of fashion, arouse a rich dark sensual passion, concealing a pleasure to savour and treasure.
Long black satin gloves, they are rich, smooth, sensual and seductive, the pure essence of Carte Noir.
My best lacy black bra always gives me that special lift, like Carte Noire.
My briefs – after a ‘brief encounter’ with Carte Noire, I was hooked for life.
My designer dress, tantalisingly different, cuttingly chic, like Carte Noire, Versace is truly unique.
My designer umbrella – its black, stylish and reliable and to use it, I just add water.
My favourite French underwear – velvety, black and made to measure, its designed for hot and steamy pleasure.
My favourite little Chanel dress – stylish, sophisticated, French, black, never out of fashion and ‘instantly’ guaranteed to cause a ‘stir’.
My favourite perfume, rich and exciting – like Carte Noire the aroma’s inviting.
My long black gown of softest velvet, because they both exude an air of sophistication.
My Ray-Bans, because like Carte Noire, they make me look rich, dark, and handsome in an instant.
My red beret, the finest coffee is complimented by the ‘cream’ of French fashion.
Negligee – like Carte Noire, its French, sensual and very tasty.
Nothing else is needed to bring that man to your door, except Chanel No5 and Carte Noire.
Omar Sharif, because like Carte Noire, he’s smooth, rich and sophisticated, the perfect accessory for any girl.
Paris eau de parfum, because ‘Francly’ as ‘Seine’ as I smelt it ‘Eiffel’ for it.
Pashmina, because it is smooth and sensual, for real cool chicks most essential.
Pashmina – sultry, sexy and exciting, uniquely velvety and inviting, seducing senses, caressing the heart – can’t tell these two passions apart.
Pashmina, is my signature, like Carte Noire, its soothing, warm, rich, glowing, hope to Paris I’ll be going.
Perfume – its tastefully presented, invitingly chic, warm and exciting, scentsationally unique.
Perfume because Carte Noire has done for coffee what Chanel has done for perfume.
Perfume, because like Carte Noire its rich, sensual and deeply aromatic.
Perfume, like Carte Noire, seduces one’s senses in an instant.
Royal Ascot hat, with perfect blend and designer flair, it’s the one which turns heads everywhere.
Sheer black negligee, dark, alluring, always in fashion, c’est magnifique for stirring up passion.
Silk lingerie, seductive, sophisticated, sensual, chic, when paired with Carte Noire, romance is complete, French fashions beckon – c’est magnifique.
Silk negligee, because its softly seductive, sets senses reeling, gives instant pleasure and a smooth delightful feeling.
Silk scarf – a smooth affordable luxury, lifting the ‘everyday’ to something special and adding a sophisticated touch to any evening.
Silk stockings, because for ‘sheer enjoyment’ there’s no replacing a pairing that sets my pulses racing.
Silk stockings, like Carte Noire, they’re smooth, elegant and perfect for seducing your dinner date.
Silky black camisole, dark smooth and tres Francais, a perfect blend any time of day.
Silky, smooth, black French knickers – dark, seductive and perfect for a naughty weekend.
Something bold and classy with a touch of pzazz, like Carte Noire and all that jazz.
Something by Gautier or Chanel, black or white the taste’s just right.
The aroma of the coffee makes me think of something French and naughty, like the can-can dancers black silk stockings.
The baguette bag – like Carte Noire, its elegant, tasteful, stylish and chic, suiting every occasions – in short, magnifique!
The beret (think ‘Secret Army’ not Frank Spencer) – a timeless classic with Gaelic flair, shows taste and style extraordinaire!
The Chanel suit – quite simply, exquisite taste.
The character and exquisite taste of a string of black pearls, encapsulates every dark drop of Carte Noire.
The Coco Chanel handbag, because like a jar of Carte Noire coffee once opened never forgotten.
The exquisite taste of Carte Noire can only be complemented by exquisite taste, therefore, black pearls.
The hat – like Carte Noire its head and shoulders above the rest.
The pashmina – like Carte Noire, it has gained fame with quality and taste against its name.
The pashima is my selection, because like Carte Noire, its ‘hot’, sophisticated and blended to perfection.
The pashmina, seducing the senses this impressive team, extracts the best from Kashmir and the coffee bean.
The same French good taste is embodied in Chanel No5 – enjoy both each day to feel chic and alive.
The seductive aromas of Chanel No5 and Carte Noire interweave in an eruption of intense sensual delight.
The sensual, fantastic aroma of Carte Noire can only be compared to the sensual and pleasurable aroma of perfume.
To ensure my love would stay and play, I served Carte Noire in just my French beret.
Top hat and tails, stiletto heels and veils. This coffee never fails, its colour never pales – the best!
Velvet gloves, they’re sensuous, exquisite and chic, taste – tres magnifique.
Wonderbra – slinky, silky, full of taste, always uplifting, your Notre on the case.
Wonderbra – for a ‘wonderful’ lift they both gave the gift.
You would associate Coco Chanel perfume as the sensual aroma of Carte Noire coffee’s taste of seduction romance and love.
Your racy black number, so tasty, show stopping, with Carte Noire aroma has me ‘Chanel hopping’.

WEEKENDER EGGS

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Stonegate eggs and a Ford Escort are the perfect weekend combination because..

3 x Ford Escort Finesse

- In reliable components like weekender and Ford, lay the foundation of quality assured.

- Shaped for success, a tasteful combination, instantly fulfilling every weekend expectation.

- Stonegate’s succulent taste sensation, with Ford’s outstanding driving inspiration, promise a heavenly combination.

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A Ford Escort ‘brings home the bacon’, to complement those lovely fresh Stonegate eggs.

A Ford Escort Finesse is a cracker hatched, a Stonegate Weekender egg is a cracker unhatched.

A perfect combination for the two E’s - Eggs and Escort, now for a wonderful partnership.

A taste of Old England, an Englishman’s dream, a traditional Sunday breakfast and then polish the car of his dreams.

A-FORDord-able wheels, wonderful yolks, it’s quality time, let’s crack on with it folks.

AFORDable eggs, tasty and nutritious, making weekend breakfast quite delicious.

After enjoying a phenomenal breakfast of Stonegate eggs, it’s great to go for a ride in a Ford.

After Weekender eggs for breakfast, I’d be wreathed in smiles - with an AfFORDable Escort, I could drive for miles.

Boiled Stonegate eggs and a bit of scrambling in a Ford Escort lead to a fun-packed weekend.

Both are perfectly packaged, providing power, strength and vitality for prolonged action, meeting the highest expectations.

Both are quality products with stylish packaging to catch the customer’s eye.

Both are selected on perfection and merit for pure Joy and pleasure on a weekend of leisure.

Both give you a start you just can’t beat, with the EGGstra you deserve to make weekends complete.

Both provide great weekend deals, with tasty nutrition and afFORD’able wheels.

Crack a Stonegate, drive a cracking car.

Don’t need Jeremy Clarkson or Delia’s EGGSellent schemes, to enjoy these wonderful eggs and the hatchback of my dreams.

EGGceptional value, AfFORDable price, they make leisure a pleasure to be precise.

EGGciting things can happen with both, treat your family to a good start.

Eggs are as versatile as the drive of a Ford Finesse.

Eggs from Stonegate are my breakfast treat, but without an Escort I’m incomplete.

Eggs give energy to enjoy Escort motoring every day, especially at weekends.

Egham my favourite weekend destination, after Stonegate’s good egg breakfast, I’ll enjoy Ford Escort transportation.

Favourite breakfast, stylish motor, united delights make EGGsiting quota!

For a fun packed weekend I need speedy fuel injection, great value and good taste - now I can afford protection.

For cooking up breakfast or cooking up fun - I’m driven to say they are second to none.

For quality, taste and goodness, breakfast with Stonegate eggs - it’s a millennium experience all year round.

For soave and sophisticated transport, Stonegate provide the perfect Escort.

Ford and Stonegate hold the key, to taste and AfFORDability.

Ford is the luxury ‘laid’ back feeling of a superior car, Stonegate is the best ‘break’ by far.

Fry-days through to sunny-side Sundays, eggs and Ford make weekends fun days.

Great for scrambling with a coddled touch, relaxing they both have me in their clutch.

I have bought 600 eggs to make the most of the fantastic Ford Escort every weekend.

I’d smile mile after mile, after a ‘special’ breakfast to be Escorted in style.

It takes eggheads to make something so good - it’s a pleasure to have when time is for pleasure.

MOTORVated by Ford’s drive to reach EGGcellent perfection, I’m fuelled by Stonegate’s del’EGG’table selection.

My egg cup floweth over - it’s no yolk, this afFORDably EGGScellent duo understand weekend folk.

Nourishing starters - comFORDable drive, make ideal partners.

On weekends we like to travel far, so we need a Weekender breakfast and Ford’s reliable car.

One’s a cracking good way to drive away, the other’s a cracking good way to start the day!

Peck a Stonegate egg, pick an Escort car, these weekend treats are never beat, their standards are best by far.

Roaring weekend success, champion standards with Finesse, class A big breakfast, EGGcellent fuelling, so ‘cheap’ it’s a yolk.

Saturdays and Sundays, I live like a lord, I enjoy Stonegate eggs and easily ‘aFORD’.

Stonegate and Escort AfFORD me the ‘great EGGscape’!

Stonegate can EGG-scort me to a-FORD-able eggs for the perfect Sunday breakfast.

Stonegate eggs ‘shell’ out satisfaction, then add Ford for four speed action!

Stonegate eggs are a good feed and the fantastic Ford Escort is up to speed.

Stonegate Eggs are the best in meals, Ford Escort is the best on wheels.

Stonegate Eggs give you the inner drive, to enjoy the Escort’s perfect outdoor drive

Stonegate eggs satisfies your appetite at home, a Ford Escort satisfies your appetite on the road.

Stonegate excellence, Ford’s flair, together they’re the perfect pair.

Stonegate leads with an egg and ford leads with a Focus.

Stonegate’s freshness and Ford’s reliability separate the hen from a-lloys.

Stonegate offers a ‘cracking’ Weekender with EGGceptional flair, whilst Ford Escorts you with Finesse for a weekend affair.

Stonegate’s good eggs provide a cracking good time, with the best looking Escort in town.

Stonegate’s taste tempts every lip, Ford’s flair gives extra zip, for an exhilarating occasion, this pair makes the wining liaison!

Sunday breakfast my plate begs, indulgence with Stonegate eggs, later craving thrilling sport, demands a spin in my Ford Escort.

Sunny side up, we’re on our way, with our Escort to show us the way.

Tasty and delicious, no weekend is complete without that ‘EGGscort’ treat.

Thanks to Stonegate the weekend is EGGShilarating with aFORDability.

The best laid plans for a weekend drive are hatched over a nourishing breakfast.

The eggs are very tasty, with get up and go energy within, just like the Ford Escort.

The Ford Escort Finesse is one basket you CAN safely put all your eggs and little chicks in.

The Ford Escort is the finest basket to carry all of your eggs home in.

The smooth taste of Stonegate eggs unscramble any doubts about driving a Ford Escort.

Their eggs are as reliable as the dependable Escort There is always a scramble for the keys!

There’s no need to ‘shell’ out at great ‘EGG’spense, -aFORDable treat this ‘clutch’ makes sense.

There’s something about an Escort - its refinement and Finesse, something about the Stonegate taste, no others can contest.

These ‘cracking’ winners are without match, they send other ‘brands’ down the hatch.

These (h)encounters of the ‘pre-Ford’ kind ‘motorvate’ me to unwind.

They are each top of their range and represent EGGsellent value for money.

They are guaranteed to get you off to a great start Stonegate eggs for delicious meals, Ford Escort perfection on wheels.

They both get you started first time for an active weekend.

They both have the power to make our world EGGstatic.

They both provide a cracking start and the driving force that lifts the heart.

They give us the fuel to range our free time, therefore shelling our pressures into pleasures.

They’re versatile, fun and exciting, easy to handle and adapt to your ever-changing lifestyle.

This duo’s Finesse is so hard to beat, their ‘gold’ standards ‘out-shell’ making weekends complete.

Together they are the ultimate in EGG-xoti-car!

Top performers, good reputations, both meet my weekend expectations.

Two perfect eggs (00) and the Ford Escort’s power (mph) would give me the ‘oomph’ for a lively break.

Two Stonegate eggs a day, make you work, rest and drive a Ford Escort away.

Weekend Excitement, Entertainment, Kitchen Empty, No Dishes, Escape Routes, Enjoy Get-a-away in Gorgeous Supercar.

Weekender meals are made of Stonegate eggs after your expert drive with the Ford Escort.

Weekender’s EGGcel for the picnic bake, Ford Escorted’s the icing on the cake.

When I shell out for my table fare, Stonegate and Ford are a cracking good pair.

When Stonegate and Ford are carefully blended, weekends are refined, boredom ended.

Where there is excellent quality food, and an Escort with Ford’s reputation, they add up to equal good quality time.

With cracking good taste a bumper range is created -engine-eously afFORDable my performance is motor-vated.

With Stonegate nutrition, to fire my ignition, their ‘fry way code’ leads to ‘open road’.

With Stonegate on the menu I can AfFORD a ‘cracking’ weekend.

With the Finesse of an Escort and my favourite fried eggs to boot, a wonderful combination spending no loot.

With these two weekends are no longer a ‘bind’, they guarantee close ‘hen’counters of the EGGtatic kind!

You can ‘shell’ out less for a ‘cracking’ vacation, with a little ‘free range’ imagination.

You can beat a good egg, but you can’t beat the Ford Escort.

You can separate your whites from your yolks, but you can’t keep Ford Escort away from your folks.

You can transport them to any destination, with a little ‘free range’ imagination.

You won’t feel hungry, you won’t feel bored, eat scrambled eggs and drive a Ford.